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YOU CAN COME BACK, EGGS.
 
I was at a biscuit conference all day. I HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE AND DONT HATE MYSELF AND DONT TRAVEL ROUND THE COUNTRY KILLING MYSELF WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLES JOBS AND THE SMALL LUMP IN MY SCROTUM.
 
Please define "biscuit" -- I think it refers to several different things in this forum.

Mostly I prefer the urinal sort.
 
I was in a projection room of a cinema today playing videos to a host of biscuit sales people. They are going to sell more cookies.
 
Were there any hilarious biscuit related April Fool's jokes? Someone calling Jaffa Cakes "biscuits" then laughing and saying "APRIL FOOL'S!" for example?
 
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