50

[Dr Dave]

That is how old Cassie told me she was, I always thought she was 38.

 

[Cassie]

I AM NOT 50

 

[Dr Dave]

DO NOT MAKE THIS A THREAD OF LIES!

 

[Cassie]

I WILL MAKE THIS A THREAD OF DR DAVE'S DEATH!

 

[Dr Dave]

FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!

 

[Cassie]

*forgives Dr Dave with a baseball bat*

 

[Dr Dave]

SAVE ME JEBUS!

 

[curiousa2z]

omg


Dr Dave better have lotsa really HAPPY pillz to make up for THIS FAUX PAS!

*gets wheelie bin ready in case he doesnt*

 

[CaptainWacky]

It says 38 on her LONAF profile and you can't lie on that (Mal really is 100.)

 

[Dr Dave]

That explains a lot.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I AM NOT 50

I am 50.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Current visage

 

[CaptainWacky]

I SEE A CAN

 

[Toxicdistortion]

OMG no way she's 50.

38 TOPS.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Thanks!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I SEE A CAN

Can do

 

[Cassie]

I am going to be 33 for at least 5 more years, I THOUGHT I'D ALREADY MADE THAT PERFECTLY CLEAR!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

A friend of mine and I agreed to be 25 for the rest of our lives

IT'S WORKING SO FAR!

 

[Dr Dave]

I was just pokeing some fun at Cassie... HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY SHE WILL NOT HATE ME!

 

[The Dork Lord]

she might hate you forever