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Dearest, you are so outing yourself as a n00b right here.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you. Just thought you might wanna know ;)

What's wrong with being a n00b? Gotta start somewhere right? I mean shit, you're talking to me in a friendly and helpful manner. I didn't detect the slightest note of sarcasm. And the little winker 'mote lets me know it's mostly tongue and cheek. So I say things are moving along nicely.
 
Didn't I just say that there's nothing wrong with that?

Actually, I AM being friendly and helpful (it's in my nature. TK knows I've tried to change, but I usually stop bitching the second my victims start posting ' :( ' . Pretty pathetic, really.)
Anyway, things can be very confusing 'round here, with all those trolls and non-trolls mixed together. You never know when they're bullshitting you and stuff. When you stick around for some time, you'll learn that when it comes to sex, you really should take all of LC's stories at face value. I've taken a liking to you, so I thought I'd give you a headstart and tell you right off the bat.
 
Didn't I just say that there's nothing wrong with that?

Actually, I AM being friendly and helpful (it's in my nature. TK knows I've tried to change, but I usually stop bitching the second my victims start posting ' :( ' . Pretty pathetic, really.)
Anyway, things can be very confusing 'round here, with all those trolls and non-trolls mixed together. You never know when they're bullshitting you and stuff. When you stick around for some time, you'll learn that when it comes to sex, you really should take all of LC's stories at face value. I've taken a liking to you, so I thought I'd give you a headstart and tell you right off the bat.

Whoa. I think that might be the most genuine thing anyone here has said to me so far. Nice. Thanks.

The whole 'stick around and you'll learn what you should do' thing really isn't my style. I trust you weren't being condescending.

Besides, I already learned everything I really need to know about TK when I was here the first time. You remember that right? That being said, I'm not totally closed to the idea there may be some value here, but at this point my time here is limited.

Is there anything else you think I should know? [Honest question]
 
Oh dear, that did come off as condescension, didn't it? Sorry, wasn't meant like that.
Yeah, I remember your first visit, although we didn't interact that much, iirc. I thought you were a pretty decent guy and that you were fitting right in. I didn't exactly follow the drama surrounding your leave.

As for the rest: it's like with every other community. It takes a while to get used to, and either you see something worth staying, or you don't. It's pretty much up to you, really. TK's my internet home, so naturally I could sing a song of love and appreciation... only I fear ppl would lynch me for that ;)
It IS supposed to be a bad, mean place after all, rofl.
 
Oh dear, that did come off as condescension, didn't it? Sorry, wasn't meant like that.
Yeah, I remember your first visit, although we didn't interact that much, iirc. I thought you were a pretty decent guy and that you were fitting right in. I didn't exactly follow the drama surrounding your leave.

As for the rest: it's like with every other community. It takes a while to get used to, and either you see something worth staying, or you don't. It's pretty much up to you, really. TK's my internet home, so naturally I could sing a song of love and appreciation... only I fear ppl would lynch me for that ;)
It IS supposed to be a bad, mean place after all, rofl.

Yeah he was fitting in, right up until he started picking fights with girls(eloisel and LC).
 
Oh dear, that did come off as condescension, didn't it? Sorry, wasn't meant like that.
Yeah, I remember your first visit, although we didn't interact that much, iirc. I thought you were a pretty decent guy and that you were fitting right in. I didn't exactly follow the drama surrounding your leave.

As for the rest: it's like with every other community. It takes a while to get used to, and either you see something worth staying, or you don't. It's pretty much up to you, really. TK's my internet home, so naturally I could sing a song of love and appreciation... only I fear ppl would lynch me for that ;)
It IS supposed to be a bad, mean place after all, rofl.

Cool. I'm with you.

It occurs to me that your home here and my home are very similar. We have similar long term commitments with our core members and dare I say, similar problems. Problems, I would imagine plague all groups who've been around a while.

I'm not looking for a new home. I understand most of you aren't either. Which is understandable. I'm here in the interest and spirit of interboard co-operation. Why ol' Chunder is visiting my house as we speak. I did have to claim to be him to get him to stop by, but it's all in good fun.

I wouldn't be surprised (but I sure would be happy) if Jack stopped by to throw something at me. And if you'd stop by and give me some shit well, I think that would be great.
 
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