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6 Months

Talk to me in 10 years or so. I'm betting she'll wake up in about 6-12 months, realize what a damn dropkick you are [if she's not clued in already] and find a someone better, if she's able.
 
Anyone else thinking that if you get you're heart broken, you wont find much sympathy, you know what hummus post a pic of your missus i wanna see what you rant about so much...
 
It's not too much more than what you'd expect from Hummus.

Slightly, but nothing to write to the world about. :S:
 
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SuN:
Knot enuf

Tell me you've been fucking your partner that much that long, faithfully, and we'll chat :bigass:
 
classichummus said:
Like you would fall into that category! There are only a handful of those here. Of those handful, how many are Badlanders?
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You're just itching to try and jump on me when I haven't even responded to the topic of this thread. I merely gave you some well deserved karma and you cry about it. But just for you, here is my official responce to this thread:


classichummus said:
Today marks my 6-month anniversary with my girlfriend!



Suck it haters, I'm the one getting the pussy! ;) :P
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J&L, everyone (I guess except you) knows that once people get married, the sex stops or becomes way less frequent.

Also notice my use of the ;) and :P smiley's in my original post. I was trying to indicate sarcasm. I guess you didn't pick up on it.
 
classichummus said:
J&L, everyone (I guess except you) knows that once people get married, the sex stops or becomes way less frequent.
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Oh a thousand apologies all knowing master! I guess since EVERYBODY knows that, I must be really dumb huh?

Are you really that dense to take a stereotype and not only claim it as an absolute fact, but also claim that EVERYONE knows and agrees that it's a fact as well? Fail.

Oh and next time you feel the need to post something dumb, at least re-read the first response to your post, in this case, it's jack. Here ya go. Don't want you to get lost on this page.
 
What's so "dumb" about fucking your wife every other day on average? The idea of monogogamy, and long term commitment?

You know, when you whined like a retarded little bitch when you and your squeeze broke up last year I was there for you.

Won't make that mistake again.
 
classichummus said:
J&L, everyone (I guess except you) knows that once people get married, the sex stops or becomes way less frequent.

Also notice my use of the ;) and :P smiley's in my original post. I was trying to indicate sarcasm. I guess you didn't pick up on it.
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For the first four years of my marriage, I had sex with my wife at least once a day, but usually more than once. We once did it 12 times in one day. The amount of sex diminished slightly after my first child was born and only after the second child was born [51 weeks after the first] did the amount of sex nosedive. I still get it on a regular basis.

But you know what? Sex isn't what a relationship is all about, which it probably why yours will fail. And don't try that back-pedalling "I was attempting sarcasm" bullshit. It reeks.
 
I enjoy sex, but it isn't the only thing we do together.

Without it though, it's a different environment.
 
jack said:
What's so "dumb" about fucking your wife every other day on average? The idea of monogogamy, and long term commitment?

You know, when you whined like a retarded little bitch when you and your squeeze broke up last year I was there for you.

Won't make that mistake again.
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Don't be stupid jack. I'm on your side. Read my post next time. hummus is saying that everybody knows that you get no sex once you're married. I said that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, and I used you as proof.
 
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