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[jack]

Oh dear, now I've spilt my beer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sorry for posting pics of your daughter.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh dear, now I've spilt my beer.

What kind of beer?

 

[CaptainWacky]

MILLER TIME

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hi-Life!

 

[Dr Dave]

I have some dead guy ale at home, I may drink it tonight.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who did you kill for it?

 

[Dr Dave]

A guy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should at least get the names of your victims.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Not knowing the names is better.

 

[curiousa2z]

ARRRRRROOOOOOOOO!

 

[curiousa2z]

You stay away from him!
He'll rip yer lungs out, Jim!
I'd like to meet his tailor.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EXPECTO PATRONUM!

 

[Cassie]

Hmmm... I think Eggs just killed my ficus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's the point of killing someone if it's no loss to the world?

 

[Dr Dave]

Hmmm... I think Eggs just killed my ficus.

Better then killing your fetus.

 

[The Dork Lord]

My focus is also now dead.

 

[Cassie]

I don't have a fetus WEIRDO

 

[Dr Dave]

Never said you did.

 

[Cassie]

Better then killing your fetus.

O RLY?