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A cat just tried to come in the window...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Unfortunately, the window was closed. So she head-butted it, fell backwards, bounced off the wheely-bin and landed on the ground (but on her feet, of course!)
 
My cats do that a lot. Which is funny when there's another cat watching from inside going "na, nah, na, nah-nah".
 
I took a picture of a ginger cat peeking in my window. I'LL POST IT LATER.
 
There's a ginger cat sitting a few feet away from me. Same one!?
 
Yeah because I am also only a few feet away from you. I AM PEEKING IN YOUR WINDOW TOO!!!

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That's its tongue, right? Not a hideously deformed nose?
 
yeah, he was licking his lips.
 
Cats don't have lips! You painted lips on it.
 
heh. she's crafty that way.
 
those lips are luscious

like Emma Watson's
 
That reminds me of the time Retrotrek's huge fat orange cat Dodi was sitting on her window sill and he was so fat he busted out the screen and fell two stories...HE LANDED ON HIS FEET OF COURSE!
 
Muslim Bacon said:
those lips are luscious

like Emma Watson's

Which of Emma Watson's?
 
OMG NOW I KNOW WHO MUSLIM BACON IS!
 
Umm...Daniel Radcliffe?
 
CaptainWacky said:
Unfortunately, the window was closed. So she head-butted it, fell backwards, bounced off the wheely-bin and landed on the ground (but on her feet, of course!)

Your lucky!

Did you do something to piss it off like licking your lips (cats hate that because they have none), or did you have something it wanted?

Had it gotten into your house, who knows what it would have done.
 
It's been in lots of time. It just eats cat food. Not human food.
 
The screen must've been dusty.
 
One of our cats just had his spleen removed.
 
Aw.. poor kitty.
 
Expect it to take revenge for takeing its organ.
 
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