A cat just tried to come in the window...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CymBblA3PtQ

 

[CaptainWacky]

His poos don't smell as bad since his spleen was removed. Maybe the spleen is responsible for adding the smell to cat poo?

 

[Kitty]

Cat shit smells worse if you give them wet canned food.

Try a nice healthy dry blend like Science Diet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that what all the trained assassin kitties are eating?

 

[starbys]

Mine eat Special Kitty. I'm not running a gourmet restaurant.

 

[Yub]

How is it that no-one has commented on the obvious innuendo here, especially with a pointed remark like 'Into your hair, Wacky?" or "Did you clean the glass with your tongue?"

 

[starbys]

^ I forgot! I should've said "Did you let him finish?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEX, SEX, WITH CATS, SEX

 

[Dr Dave]

To replace sex with ducks?

 

[Cassie]

I believe MEOW CHOKE DEAD came first.

 

[Yub]

I DEMAND KARMA FOR MY REVELATION

 

[CaptainWacky]

We put barbed wire around the window so that no more cats will try to get in (or out!)

 

[Cassie]

I read the thread three times just now looking for the sexual innuendo and the in your hair comments, I THINK YUB SHOULD BE NEGGED FOR THAT IMO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah...I didn't get that either, to be honest.

Spleenless cat has to wear one of those cone things so that he doesn't pull out his stitches.

 

[Cassie]

I feel sorry for the spleenless cat but I'd still laugh at it trying to lick itself with the conehead on.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I read the thread three times just now looking for the sexual innuendo and the in your hair comments, I THINK YUB SHOULD BE NEGGED FOR THAT IMO!

Someone else do it, mine would hurt like a steel boot to the groinads.

 

[Cassie]

Can't be arsed BUT I WILL GET HIM NEXT TIME!

 

[Dr Dave]

I'll do it.

 

[Cassie]

SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT!

 

[Dr Dave]

I was just doing my part for the greater good.