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A Citisen? I Am Thy Home Incarnate!

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Badlands

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Shan't one of mine own brothers or sisters of the Badlands electorate vouch thine own home?
 
Are you Badlands willing to become a member of Badlands and therefore thereby revoking all other citezenship in this here land?
Have you Badlands ever held another hostage or intended sexual harm on another human being with thine penis or breastesesssesssss?
Have you Badlands ever had an erection for more than 4 days?
Do you Badlands take this citezenship seriuosly?
And Can you Badlands tell me who the founding fathers are or were of this land taken for me before by the council of the said Badlands Spamstitution vote for the public life of the party vote party war?
Do you Badlands take any of this shit seriuosly and or not give a shit or take one daily?
Have you Badlands ever considered posting nude pictures of yourself and sending them to my tube or youtube or used it for personal gratification?
 
Yes mistress, I shall revoke all alien loyalties.
No mistress.
Well, there was that one time... four calendar days, but only 80 hours.
I take nothing more seriously than my republic, ma'am.
Founding Fathers of the Badlands: SKAN, Valkilmer's Dick, Messenger, Dual, Jillian Bacardi (in spirit, of course), Love Child, Mirah, Gonad, Ilyanna, Loktar, Mentalist, Captainwacky, Yub, Eggs Mayonnaise, SuN, le Marquis de Sade.
I take this shit seriously!
Yes. ;)
 
Well then, that matter is settled. Welcome to the Badlands Badlands.
 
I thank thee for thy warmest of welcomes, my mistress. We shall run into each other again soon, I'm sure.
 
LOLNOTREALLY

HELLO ME: MEET THE REAL ME!
 
This thread is so funny. LOL.

You guys crack me up.
 
When Badlands changed mods, is it like changing a hat, or changing underwear?

When Badlands get purged is it like a crash diet?

Is flodding like eating, sex, or getting high to Badlands?
 
I wasn't asking you!

I was asking Badlands!

If there's an incarnation.

What would these activities feel like?

What would they mean?
 
I HAZ FEETZ!
 
Do not make this a thread of liez, Yub.

WE ALL KNOW U HAZ NO FEET!
 
You ate Yub's feet! You bastard!!!!

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