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A Confession

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I've been away for like almost 2 months because I was embarrassed to come here since I didn't ever do the Oscar Fashion Thread I solemnly promised everyone. Seriously, that's the only reason. :(
 
I think if there is any place on earth that can understand and accept failure and embarrassment it's here. I'm sure the people who wanted an Oscar fashion thread would gladly just rather have you instead. We missed you.
 
I just assumed that LG was upset at you, had removed your balls and thumbs, and it took you this long to sweet-talk her into giving 'em back.
 
I haven't been around lately because I'm too busy milking my cushy, stress free job with a 6 figure salary for all it's worth.

Parents think I'm edumacating their kids, when in reality I've hopped aboard the union "free ride" train. It's caviar and trips to Europe every summer for me! Wheeee!
 
LOL
I don't have anything embarresing to share.
Oh wait, everyone does that for me.
Don't be embaressed BDM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!" Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right...
 
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