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A Confession

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I've been away for like almost 2 months because I was embarrassed to come here since I didn't ever do the Oscar Fashion Thread I solemnly promised everyone. Seriously, that's the only reason. :(
 
I think if there is any place on earth that can understand and accept failure and embarrassment it's here. I'm sure the people who wanted an Oscar fashion thread would gladly just rather have you instead. We missed you.
 
Thanks! But feel free to berate me if you like!
 
I just assumed that LG was upset at you, had removed your balls and thumbs, and it took you this long to sweet-talk her into giving 'em back.
 
I hope your dick shrinks by 46%. :rwmad:

DON'T SWEAT IT (UNTIL WACKY KICKS YOUR ASS THEN GOD HELP YOU LOLasfd)
 
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED TO US ABOUT FASHION! :rwmad:

(welcome back, mofo)
 
I haven't been around lately because I'm too busy milking my cushy, stress free job with a 6 figure salary for all it's worth.

Parents think I'm edumacating their kids, when in reality I've hopped aboard the union "free ride" train. It's caviar and trips to Europe every summer for me! Wheeee!
 
I would have just posted "Natalie looked best" in reply to your thread anyway.
 
LOL
I don't have anything embarresing to share.
Oh wait, everyone does that for me.
Don't be embaressed BDM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Everyone?

I have yet to tell an embarrassing story about you.
 
I've been too embarrassed to post for the last four minutes.
 
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!" Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right...
 
My drag name was once Mekong Delta Burke.
 
I HOPE BDM IS ALIVE.
 
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