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A decade on the internet.

East or west of the park?
 
2 years ago today I was coming home from my first LONAF(and interweb) meetup. It went swimmingly, and I avoided all questions about where I'd been for three days.
 
I doubt I'll ever meet anyone I know on the web.
 
I met Lafeel, Ally, Noto and many other freakish furries, but it was still surprisingly ordinary.
 
1996 was a good wanking year for 15 year old Wacky.
 
Meanwhile, FuddleMiff was 12 and probably didn't have much miff to fuddle with.
 
I'm sure you were wanking by the time Princess Di died in August 1997.
 
What makes you so sure? :|
 
THE CUM STAINS ON HER FOREHEAD YOU FUKCING TARITOR
 
I was in a paino bar singing showtunes the night Di died. Some queen came in and told us what was happening. People were stunned but eventually continued singing and cruising each other.
 
Not to go off topic, but remember the dial-up modem from WarGames? Set the phone on to the cradle and dial it up!
 
BEEP BOOP CLICK BOOP CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
 
Fuddlemiff said:
What makes you so sure? :|

You once said that wanking was the only thing that got you through that terrible time.*

*complete lie
 
LET GOD DECIDE if it's a lie.
 
All that indiscriminate wanking, IT'S A HOLOCAUST!
 
IT'S A CLOCK!
 
Sisko in that season one episode.
 
ALAMARAIN OR DO NOT ALAMARAIN! THERE IS NOT TRY!
 
Not that one.
 
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