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A dog peeing on Natalie Portman

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's an image posting bonanza!

 
Is that Frys dog?
 
He's peeing on sunshine.
 
!
 
The real question is what is the dog on the other side doing.
 
that's Natalie's dog and he isn't defending his mistress like he should be the bastard
 
He's claiming her territory!
 
Dogs are dumb.
 
Cats are better but Natalie wouldn't be able to take her cat for a walk for the paps to photo!
 
If I was a dog, I would hump her leg and NOT get a restraining order, lucky dog!
 
I am more aroused by this picture than the hairy muff one.

At least I dont have prison flashbacks with this image.
 
Your strange...
 
...why?
 
Maybe she taught her dog to help her with composting:
Closer actress Natalie Portman has been named the most eco-friendly star, after topping a list of celebrities who go out of their way to care for the planet. The Hollywood beauty won a special mention by campaigners at green website Grist.org - who praised her work to save gorillas in Rwanda, her role as the face of a low-energy light bulb company and the launch of her vegan shoe range. Other stars to be honored by the planet-friendly firm include Leonardo DiCaprio, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt. However, organizers singled out a handful of A-listers as particularly non-environmentally friendly.

The worst offenders were named as David Beckham, for the amount of flights he takes annually; British model Elizabeth Hurley, for flying 250 guests to her 2007 wedding in India, and The Spice Girls, for their use of private jets.
 
Damn those Spice Girls!
 
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA GET IN MY JET, POLLUTING THE AIR FOREVER, ICE CAPS NEVER MELT!
 
If I were rich, i'd not want to fly commercial either.
 
I'd fly in ROBOT SUITS.
 
zOMG she's a DIRTY HIPPIE
 
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