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A dog peeing on Natalie Portman

No. In fact she's more human than all of us.
 
She's currently sexing a dirty hippie. And "vegan shoe range", hello?


DIRTY HIPPIE.
 
She is indeed a hippy.
 
She's happy.
 
Proberly so.
 
I wish I was Natalie.
 
Nobody but Natalie can be Natalie.
 
That's true. And no one but me can be me (lucky for them!)
 
None of that changes the fact she's a dirty hippie.

And by dirty I mean sexy and by hippie I mean one day she may take off her clothes on film we hope.
 
As long as it's not at gunpoint!
 
I like how her skirt pulls tight at her knees when she kneels.
 
So does the dog!
 
Natalie Portman exits 'Wuthering Heights'
HanWay Films hoping for a swift replacement

By Stuart Kemp
May 9, 2008, 11:03 AM

LONDON -- John Maybury's upcoming adaptation of "Wuthering Heights" is facing a casting crisis after Natalie Portman pulled out of one of the main roles.

Portman's exit has left the financiers, sellers and producers in a world of pain just days ahead of this year's Festival de Cannes, during which the movie is due to be sold.

Finance and sales company HanWay Films, which is selling the picture, is still planning an aggressive campaign and the sales company is hoping to have a replacement for Portman "within days" in the role of Cathy.

Ecosse Films, the production house run by Robert Bernstein and Douglas Rae, is producing the picture.

Local press reports here put the smart money on a British replacement for Portman. For his part, Maybury is of the opinion that the famous English role should go to someone from these shores.

Written by Olivia Hetreed, who also undertook the adaptation of "Girl With a Pearl Earring," the new adaptation plans to steer away from "the stuffy costume drama" format.

Emily Bronte's novel details the intense love story between the rich Catherine Earnshaw and a foundling brought from the slums of Liverpool named Heathcliff.
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It's just as well. She needs to do less fake accent roles.
 
Hmmmm, a british Natalie Portman. Hmmmmm. Hmmmmm. Now who looks like Natalie Portman AND has a biritish accent... This is a tricky one!
 
Catherine Tate?
 
Dawn French is campaigning heavily.
 
Like she could campaign any other way.
 
:rimshot:

If this were basketball, I would get an assist for that.
 
Did the natalie rap get posted?
 
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