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a five hour delay on my flight, and no cigarettes.

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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sucks tobe me. At least i've got you, cattle pr0n!!! Thank god i synced the latest three eps of "knocking boots with Bessie" to the phone.
 
OMG THE BULL'S GOT A MASSIVE CATTLE ERECTION.
 
FUCKING HAWT COW SECKZ.
 
I worry about you.

:meh:
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Y'know I finally watched the reactable thing in your sig, pretty cool stuff dude. I feel your pain!
 
ISH is like Dennis The Menace...always getting into mischief!:)
 
hey, what the fuck good is a $600.00 device if you can't watch two bovine companions shoving penii and hooves into very VERY large cow vaginas?

It makes calls, too.
 
I used to kinda/sorta date this chick with an Ag degree.

She taught high school kids how to shove their arms up cow's asses for a living.

She had HUGE tits.
 
I stand in udder disbelief.
 
They were MASSIVE, dude...

I never got to fuck her, but I gave her multiples through her bluejeans on more than one occasion!
 
Any random boobs will do at this point.
 
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Be vewwy vewwy careful what you wish for :shock:
 
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This is what yahoo search gave me for "random boobs".
 
I don't know which is worse of those three sets.
 
Well, one is from a fat guy...
 
You should start injecting heroin into strangers.
 
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