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A funny story...

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
My tooth got better so I stopped taking the prescription pain meds and suddenly my shoulder hurt, and my elbow hurt and my knee hurt and my toe hurt and I thought MY GOD I hurt all over, I'm going through withdrawl!

Then I realized these are all just the things that hurt all the time before the pain meds.

It was so funny.

Me and the sad, drunk clown I keep chained in my closet had quite the laugh over it.
 
Me and the sad, drunk clown I keep chained in my closet had quite the laugh over it.

That's no way to talk about the wife.
 
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN, THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
 
I had that same experience a couple years ago. I was eating a crapload of Motrin all the time while self-medicating some serious dental pain.

When I eventually stopped after a terrifying experience -- my blood didn't clot for a nosebleed b/c I had thinned it out too much -- I found out I have a bad back, wrist, neck, etc. It's amazing how much discomfort you can get used to.
 
Oxycontin + beer = awesome.
 
You know you're getting old when you're sore when you WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.

Like, Jesus Christ, I injured myself sleeping.
 
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