A girl kind of half smiled at me today

[CaptainWacky]

What should I have done? Chokeslammed her, right?

 

[Cassie]

Only after you flashed your wang.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This really happened.

 

[Cassie]

Did you smile back? I always smile at people, then I follow the ones who smile back to their homes and watch them through the window.

 

[Dr Dave]

Smile back.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

We used to have a flasher round here but he got arrested.

Anyway, I hope you at least half smiled back, CaptainWacky!

 

[curiousa2z]

just smile back - half smile, if that's all you've got.

 

[Dr Dave]

Its nice to be smiled at.

 

[whisky]

Girls smiling at you is always good.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HOW BIG WERE HER BREASTS?

 

[Hambil]

A half smile means he looks crazy and I don't want him to get mad and kill me, but I don't need another stalker either.

 

[ctmelvital]

How old did she look?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Umm, youngish, but over 18, I'd guess.

I don't know if I smiled but I didn't unsmile.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A half smile means he looks crazy and I don't want him to get mad and kill me, but I don't need another stalker either.

You say the nicest things!

 

[Dr Dave]

There was some cute pale chick on my bus who was cute, I was gunna smile at her but I didnt end up doing so.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

What should I have done? Chokeslammed her, right?

no, smile back at least
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There was some cute pale chick on my bus who was cute, I was gunna smile at her but I didnt end up doing so.

ahh well, more for me then, ive met a couple of chicks who i 1st saw on the bus
thats what happens when you take the same bus over and over again
i am waiting for this one chick named Amanda to come by my work real soon i hope, i mean i got her number and all, but i aint gonna call 1st
i will just tease her for not coming by my work or calling me 1st next time i see her on the bus
the key with women you meet randomly is to be the stand offish one
wait, that may be the key with all women :hmm:

 

[Volpone]

You should've told her you had candy and toys in the trunk of your car. :ramen:

That or asked her if this rag smells like chloroform. :ramen: :ramen:


OK. Seriously. I can't count the number of times I've been in a bar and had a girl smile at me--only to realize she was smiling at her friend who was standing right behind me. :evil: So on the occasion that the girl was actually smiling at me (and I know this happened at least once) I didn't realize it until it was too late. :bang:

 

[Cassie]

Always smile back, that way you never miss out.

 

[Laker_Girl]

She sounds like a giant whore, who, if raped by you would probably deserved it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well now that a girl has said that when what I did next doesn't seem so bad...