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A girl kind of half smiled at me today

Dr Dave said:
There was some cute pale chick on my bus who was cute, I was gunna smile at her but I didnt end up doing so.
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And was she cute?!
 
Yes indeed.
 
I called the cops, don't worry.
 
Or if you don't rape.
 
He now. Rape is not a laughing matter...
 
There's "rape" and there's "RAPE!!!!"
 
So I walked by two girls today. The first one definitely smiled, there was nothing even ambiguous about it. So that was nice. I almost returned it. The second was more confusing. As she was approaching I was thinking of the first and preparing myself to smile. And she certainly didn't look completely opposed to the idea of smiling. But when I got closer her face looked weird. Almost like she was upset or even ANGRY about something. Maybe she just had one of those weird faces that always look upset or angry. Anyway, she didn't smile and neither did I. I did check out her ass though.

I hope one day to walk by three girls to really further this study.
 
You should walk along a canal or something. For some reason it's customary to say "hello!" or even "cheerio!" to every stranger who passes you.

I hate canals.
 
The 2nd girl was probably pissed off because you smiled at her friend first.

And John, the "cheerio" is probably canal speak for "please dont mug me and throw me in"
 
Were either of them as hot as Shirley Manson or Katie Leung?
 
whisky said:
The 2nd girl was probably pissed off because you smiled at her friend first.

And John, the "cheerio" is probably canal speak for "please dont mug me and throw me in"
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So that's what Dirty Den did wrong, eh?
 
It's not a hard thing to get on the wrong side of Stan the Stabber.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
So that's what Dirty Den did wrong, eh?
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What he did wrong was to die off camera with only a 1960's era stock BBC sound effects department splash as a swan song.

That and ruining his comeback with some reckless webcam antics in his dressing room.
 
I never understood quite why he got fired for that. It's not like he was playing a sweet character who was part of the anti-wanking-on-a-webcam group or something.
 
He didnt just wank on the camera, he also slagged off the other actors on the show, which seemed pretty disloyal considering he had only been back a few weeks, and hadn't exactly had loads of acting work since leaving the first time.

Still they made pretty sure he wouldn't come back from the dead again.
 
Hey, I live in the canal capital of Scotland. But I usually only see old men with their dogs. And swans. But I stay away from people (which is quite counterproductive to my plan to walk by girls and record their responses.)

The first girl was quite cute but she was in a school uniform so I'd assume under 18. The second looked good from a distance until I saw her weird face.
 
I think once you get past 25 you are no longer able to use the excuse "I couldn't tell how old she was" to go out with someone under 16, by law
 
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