A Golem for Joe Kletz

[jack]

I'm making one just for you Mr. Kletz. Never Known To Fail.

For this:

Fuck you Jack - I wish you'd die in a real car wreck.

I'd be really careful driving or around cars at all for the next few months if I were you, Joey. These kind of wishes get really nasty in payback.

 

[jack]

You'll see, bubbaleh.

 

[The Dork Lord]

!

 

[jack]

HONK!

 

[The Dork Lord]

HIT TEH CLUTCH, KLUTZ!

 

[jack]

Here's a picture of the image I used to generate it. It's an authentic Kabbalah work at this point.

 

[Elrod]

It's an authentic Kabbalah work at this point.

Cool! Would you like us to start calling you "Esther"?

 

[jack]

I just finished the clay sculpture.

What kind of car should I put it in?

Any suggestions?

 

[jack]

Here's a picture of the image I used to generate it. It's an authentic Kabbalah work at this point.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I'm making one just for you Mr. Kletz. Never Known To Fail.

This is scary, but not nearly as much as that time Vap threatened to have his wife slap the shit out of me. Yipes!

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Seriously...Who. The.fuck. cares.about. Kletz?

 

[jack]

Not me, that's for sure. Looks like Hunchie does.

 

[The Dork Lord]

This is scary, but not nearly as much as that time Vap threatened to have his wife slap the shit out of me. Yipes!

So scary, you had to go back to the closet and ruin another pair of size 2 shoes!

 

[jack]

Every time I think of that troll, I smile

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hellman is a never-ending font of PWNAGE!

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Hellman is a never-ending font of PWNAGE!

Dude, your avatar: is that really a photo of you? You look as if you're struggling very hard to do simple arithmetic.

 

[The Dork Lord]

My, but you're daft.

 

[jack]

 

[The Dork Lord]

GITTIM!

 

[Shitty Dual]