A joke about a duck in a bar.

[CaptainWacky]

What did the duck expect.

 

[Loktar]

A duck walks into a bar, screams "fuck the Jews" and is immediately branded a Nazi.

Well to be fair, he did have a Hitler stache.

 

[Mirah]

A duck walks into a bar and bites Starship Coyote and is immedietly branded a hero.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Love Child]

A duck walks past the bar and past the quack dealer and right to the AA meeting. He has been sober ever since.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The duck put down the Cold Duck and went cold turkey! :scared:

 

[Dr Dave]

That's not even a joke LC!

GET IT TOGETHER!

 

[Love Child]

What?! Yes it is! It totally is!

 

[Love Child]

I was down at the park feeding the ducks and one of them asked if I had any gluten free bread, I said, "I'll show you some gluten free bread if you can show me a quack free duck."

Now THAT is NOT a joke!

 

[Love Child]

These are the answers to stupid duck jokes. What are the questions? Does it even matter?

ANSWERS
1. Firequackers.
2. The quack of dawn.
3. A robber duck.
4. A box of quackers.
5. “Let’s quack this case.”
6. “Please put it on my bill.”
7. Its butt-quack.
8. The outside.
9. They quack up.
10. To the ducktor.
11. Quackers.
12. Duckumentaries.
13. Count Duckula.
14. Quackers and milk.
15. Fowl weather.
16. Because it’s too far to waddle.
17. Because they grow down.
18. A wise quacker.
19. To make a fowl shot.
20. Because they can’t oink, bark, or moo.
21. He tripped on a quack.
22. For selling quack.

 

[Love Child]

I don't know why #7 is my favorite, but it is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG IT'S DUCK JEOPARDY! :scared:

 

[Dr Dave]

I was down at the park feeding the ducks and one of them asked if I had any gluten free bread, I said, "I'll show you some gluten free bread if you can show me a quack free duck."

Now THAT is NOT a joke!

Good joke.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like #15

 

[CaptainWacky]

Count Duckula is a REAL THING, OKAY.

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