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A Killer Whale killed a trainer

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Gagh

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Shock. Horror. Isn't it terrible, etc etc.

Well, yes it is, but then the animal is a fucking enormous KILLER shark, that should really be in a gigantic ocean. What else is it expected to do? MAKE DAISY CHAINS?

This wouldn't happen if they used MECHA-SHARKS.
 
Mecha killer whale vs. godzilla vs. robot jaws
 
First the killer whales are dangerous, next they will be stopping people stroking the strangle snake, and the bite your balls off badger.
 
IT'S NOT A FUCKING SHARK, I SHOULD HAVE YOUR BADGE.
 
This is the 3rd death this whale was involved in. SERIAL KILLER WHALE.
 
WHALE CORNEA?

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I know, that's why I was yelling.
 
In other shocking news, a morbidly obese man died of a heart attack!
 
My brother works for Busch Gardens which is owned by the same company as SeaWorld, he says they're all hush hush about this. I THINK THERE'S A SECRET ORCA CONSPIRACY.
 
Release it into the Ocean. Oh, and if I where at that event, I'd sue them into oblivion, then maybe they might learn a thing or two.
 
The clue is in the name. If it had been a cotton wool whale I would have exhibited some shock.
 
The shock comes from the fact that this is the third person this whale has killed, and she was by all accounts one of the best trainers in the world. The shock also comes from the lack of preparedness by SeaWorld. Have rescue teams standing by. Putting a fucking bullet in the whales brain before you let the trainer drown if you have to. Christ.
 
Considering the actual show consists of performers flying upwards out of the water on the nose of these 5 ton killing machines I don't think that there is any safety procedures you could put in place to prevent the danger present short of scrapping the whole thing. It's a wonder it doesn't happen more often.

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If there was any doubt of the ownage credentials of these creatures:

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The trainer killed herself. Seems pretty clear cut if you ask me.
 
Michael Jackson committed pedo-suicide because of slight alignment faults on his favorite message board, SAY IT AIN'T SOOO!
 
Orca being an Orca...shitfuckdamn how did that happen!
 
Hambil said:
Release it into the Ocean. Oh, and if I where at that event, I'd sue them into oblivion, then maybe they might learn a thing or two.
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LOLOLOL I'd love to see how that legal drama played out.

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