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A Lesson in Humility

HF=Darths Bitch said:
get married at disney, only $4,000 for 18 people:

http://www.disneyweddings.go.com/site/gate/index.jsp
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That's a nice suggestion but I'm not that into Disney and I'm 35, not 18.

Thanks for thinking of me though.

Besides I can have a gorgeous wedding for less than $4,000.00 at a four star hotel and spa in my city if all I want to invite is 15 people but that hardly seems fair to all of my family and friends that have invited me to their weddings over the years.
 
Well I don't exactly know what that means but it sounds negative so that's not cool but whatever.

My life is blessed also but having wanted a wedding all of my life and not being able to have one is a sad thing no matter how small it seems to everyone else.
 
How about getting married very low-key (like, a witness & justice of the peace low-key), pooling your finances & saving up, then use that money to have a big blowout ceremony?

Concept may feel weird but it's been done, and done well.
 
This topic is a prime example of why women should always wear bras that unclasp in the front.
 
Laker_Girl said:
See Donovan, I read and took into consideration everything you said. Unfortunately you reiterate time and time again how selfish I am and you don't know me at all.
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Based entirely on your constant reiterations of how badly the world and it's inhabitants inconvenience you. You bitch; therefore you: Bitch ( to paraphrase Descartes.)
I could, of course, go on and on and on about the many very unselfish things I do every single day but then you'd somehow determine that my even so much as stating the unselfish things I do makes me selfish and/or I'm lying.
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Brevity is the soul of wit. Given the fact that you frequently feel the need to "go on and on..." do I need say more?

You've pigeon holed me based on a troll board and you're never going to believe any other way.
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Pigeon, hole thyself. To thine own self be true, and others will see you for what you are.

As for the ring, had my fiancee NOT said, "I know this is not the style you wanted but I just wanted to get you a ring and we can pick something else out later." And instead said, "I love this ring, this is the ring I see you wearing for the rest of our lives." I'd never have given getting another ring a second thought. However, my fiancee went to my cousin who is a jeweler and asked him to find as flawless a two karet as he could and set it in 14k yellow gold for now. My fiancee later went back to my cousin and consulted him on what the best setting based on my lifestyle while also keeping in mind that I like antique looking jewelry and my cousin chose a pave setting for my fiancee. All of this had nothing to do with me. My fiancee was also thoughtful enough to look up Swedish wedding traditions and bought me two wedding bands instead of one. The second band is for fertility. I would never poo-poo any piece of jewelry, if he'd shown up with a cubic zarconia set in aluminum foil I'd have worn it proudly.
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I emphasized the bits I felt pertinent, but I see the problem here: I accidentally left on my "pretending to give a shit" look and you mistook me for an interested party.

Oh and somehow I just knew you'd tell me your failed marriage was all your wife's fault. I was positive you'd let me know you were the perfect husband. Except a failed marriage is rarely one spouse's fault.
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Didn't say that: just said what one of HER problems was because it was pertinent to the conversation. My problems are legion, but hooking up with a grasping, bitter, shrewish, spoiled princess-wannabe ain't one of them. So it doesn't bear on any of my talks with you.

Don't spend your money on the wedding, regardless of what you think of me. Spend on the honeymoon and truly enjoy it.

And please post back here when the marriage crumbles, because I'm taking 7 months in the pool...
 
I just now realized the full magnitude of your bitterness. Not about me necessarily but about life in general. I guess I should thank you for showing me that life isn't that bad. I'd truly hate to go around with your negative, angry, sullen views.

And only a fool would assume to know someone truly based on one's rantings on a trolling website. Therefore Donovan=Fool. So interesting how all of that works out isn't it?

Seven months is a little short, give me a year at least, we're planning on having a baby right away. At least let my child be born in wedlock.

Oh and I hate to point this out once again Donovan but honest to God, the only thing I remember about anything you've ever posted is about your failed marriage and that's mostly because you're so bitter and ruined. If you don't care about me so much how come you remember so many details about what I post? I.e. the ring.
 
Shitty Dual said:
How about getting married very low-key (like, a witness & justice of the peace low-key), pooling your finances & saving up, then use that money to have a big blowout ceremony?

Concept may feel weird but it's been done, and done well.
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That was a thought. A very good idea and as the days pass I'm thinking of ways I could possibly pull a wedding off. It might not be big, it might be very basic but it will be what I want.
 
Just when I thought Laura couldn't be any more shallow I bottom out, yet again!
 
Done.

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My Bluefoot boobies. Now let's see your breasts. :D
 
Laker_Girl said:
That's a nice suggestion but I'm not that into Disney and I'm 35, not 18.

Thanks for thinking of me though.

Besides I can have a gorgeous wedding for less than $4,000.00 at a four star hotel and spa in my city if all I want to invite is 15 people but that hardly seems fair to all of my family and friends that have invited me to their weddings over the years.
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ohhh, you only look 18. got it!!
 
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