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a ramble

whisky

Boobie inspector
I have no idea where this will go since I have no idea what I am about to type, only that I am going to type, as you can see, since you are reading it, I am reading it too, thats how I know what I have typed, although I guess I get a little bit of a preview because I kind of have to know what words I am typing so my fingers end up pressing the right buttons, well mostly the right buttons, you know me and spelling, but really, I arent thinking this one out, I am just going with teh flow, where will ti end up? I dont know

A paragraph break seemed like a good idae at the time, which was this time

19.18

it will probably be later than that time by the time I click on submit, hmm submit, I never really thoght about it before, but I guess that makes teh board a Dom, damn S&M BBs writers.

This ramble isnt very good, I put this down to a lack of booze, but my kids not been in bed long, and I dont want to start hitting the bottle till I know hes going to stay in bed.

Still might not drink since I dont feel that well, and I am out of cheap whisky, which I can no longer use for medicinal purposes.

Im not sure JD can be classed as medicinal, but you never know, my hands might pour me one after thjey have finished doing their own thing in this thread.

19.20 now

Its good to have a drink while you watch top gear, I dont even like cars that much, but its a funny program, and one of the last programs made by men for men, well middle aged grumpy men, but hey thats me now

still with me?

For gods sake why, there has to be something better to read than this

anyway since most of you will haev stopped a few paragraphs back, or even at the start, I will do the rest of you that got this far a favour and end this now

19.22
 
What the fuck did people do before god invented alcohol??

They must have been very bored imo.
 
Never had a drink in the end, I'm kind of bored of drinking every night.
 
Shut up, liver!
 
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