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A sampling of What You Will Consume In Your Lifetime

jack

The Legendary Troll King
175 pairs of jeans
310 pairs of shoes
3670 slices of pizza
11,243 lbs of chocolate
1.3 million sheets tp
11,000 tampons
13 cars using 39,970 in gas totalling 147,489 for said gas
2,872,500 gals of water
 
I always wondered if everyone on earth all farted at the same time, would it be enough to blow up the moon. ;)
 
Sort of like when jerry Rubin suggested that everyone that lived in the Upper East Side in Manhattan flush their toilets simultaneously....
 
I work three blocks from Central park. I agreed to meet you as long as it wasn't at a rough shitty area, but we've only heard crickets from you. didn't you want to meet at teh MET?

the question on everyone's lips is : why do you want to meet me in the first place? do you often meet strangers who you've only met on the internet? Are you taking a leaf out of Vap's book? He likes to meet geeky male teens a third his age. Creepy huh?

I know from the PMs you sent me you hate jack and blame him for your predicament, so why are you suddenly pally with him again? You think after all these years I can't smell a Vap lie when I see one?
 
You are just baiting me to post the stuff discussed in the PM's aren't you? Don't count on it. Carry on with your lies.
You prove how untrustworthy you are with every fabrication of our conversations.

You don't live in NY. The upper east side is a shit pit. Downtown is safer.
I told you I won't be in the city for weeks and I'll let you know when I am there and we can meet at the MET.

So, tell me what project is going on uptown that is the cause of contention among the residents and what is the "side effect" of this project?

Anyone living in NY knows this. No clues.
 
You have failed to answer in a timely manner.
Google answers don't count.

Anything you say now only proves you're the asshole kid who copied the text out of the encyclopedia for his school assignments because he wasn't smart enough to do his own work. Today Google is NOT your friend.
 
so sorry.I don't live online 24/7 like you and VAp do. I've got lots of important real life stuff to do.

you still haven't answered why you want to meet a complete stranger. I can only assume you are doing some kind of 'ops' mission for jack to find out more about me. Makes sense, Vap is still pissed that he knows nothing about me and I know everything about him. It eats him up inside. Don't become his pawn
 
oh and by the way those PMs you sent me where you badmouthed jack and blamed him for causing your predicament were not 'fabricated', as you well know. Don't make me post them publicly now...
 
so sorry.I don't live online 24/7 like you and VAp do. I've got lots of important real life stuff to do.

you still haven't answered why you want to meet a complete stranger. I can only assume you are doing some kind of 'ops' mission for jack to find out more about me. Makes sense, Vap is still pissed that he knows nothing about me and I know everything about him. It eats him up inside. Don't become his pawn

Looks like she's right about you not living in New York based on your answer, or rather lack of one. And you do live here pretty much 24/7. You've been logging close to 15 hours a day here.

Time stamps they don't lie. But you do :bigass:
 
15 hours a day. hardly. I'm on here for no more than 30 mins a day to piss on a gnome, which is fun for me. YOU are here 24 hours a day .it show on teh who's online list.

crazy addicted obsessed gnome
 
How's that Iron Cross you won in Vietnam?

That also makes you older than me, batshit obsesso.

:bigass:
 
15 hours a day. hardly. I'm on here for no more than 30 mins a day to piss on a gnome, which is fun for me. YOU are here 24 hours a day .it show on teh who's online list.

crazy addicted obsessed gnome

Timestamps don't lie. You've been averaging 15 hours a day here. My name is never on the online list that you can ever see, dipshit. But yours is about 15 hours a day. FACT

What's great is how you're being completely owned by Pandora. Now THAT'S funny.
 
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