A sampling of What You Will Consume In Your Lifetime

[Odd Sock]

post the timestamps.

or forever be full of gnomeshit

 

[jack]

Post where it show's I'm online anwhere. What's your wife think about how much time you spend here Mr I work three blocks from Central Park even though I'm retired? :bigass:

Everyone knows what a lying little worthless scumbag you really are though

 

[Odd Sock]

so you can't post proof that I'm on here 15 hours a day.? I thought not

 

[Odd Sock]

Vap if you'd like me to post the PMs where your buddy Pandora is badmouthing you I'd be most happy to

 

[jack]

You still didn't post where I was ever on tk in the online stats.

Batshit gnomesucker

 

[Odd Sock]

should choose your allies more wisely next time, little fool

 

[jack]

Vap if you'd like me to post the PMs where your buddy Pandora is badmouthing you I'd be most happy to

It would be more entertaining to watch you be forced to suck the exhaust pipe of a 59 chevy while it was idling.

 

[Odd Sock]

I don't need to post the online stats. Everybody can see you're on here 24/7. no matter what time of day or night, you're posting here.

do you ever sleep? or to you post on Troll Korner in your sleep, like some kind of demented addicted sleepwalker? they have meds for your kind of psychosis

 

[jack]

Remember to squeeze the base on the upstroke.

You won't ejaculate so quickly.

 

[Odd Sock]

no I remember I already sent you them by PM

 

[Odd Sock]

the squeeze the base one again? can't you think of some new material. stuff you haven't stolen from Tony Hendra

 

[FBI parte due]

In terms of chemical or physical energy?

The answer in either case is "no." It would take a minimum of 1.2 x 10^9 J to blow up the moon (If Stephen Fry wanted to Blow Up the Moon | THE PATIENT CAPACITOR), meaning the average fart would have to be roughly as powerful as 80 Tsar Bombas (((1.2 * 10^29 J)/(7.2 * 10^9 people))/(50 megatons of TNT) - Wolfram|Alpha) or 190,000 Fat Mans (((1.2 * 10^29 J)/(7.2 * 10^9 people))/(21 kilotons of TNT) - Wolfram|Alpha).

 

[FBI parte due]

1.2 * 10^29, I mean.