A serious discussion about decapitation

[Jethro]

Would it be possible to cut somethings head off and keep it alive by pumping oxygenated blood through its veins?

My penis?

Or better yet...your penis?

 

[headvoid]

What about the hormones! Dont forget the hormones!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would it be possible to swap your eyes with your testicles?

 

[whisky]

Maybe, but you would certainly see it coming

 

[CBKiller]

Would it be possible to swap your eyes with your testicles?

Interesting, but would you not be able to see with your pants covering the eyes? And if a certain person were to punch you in the face, wouldn't that mean he punched you in the balls?

 

[Dr Dave]

You'd have to cut holes in your pants, so you could see.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This is an interesting article about the transplant of dogs heads

http://yournewreality.blogspot.com/2007/01/frankenstein-fantasy-you-wish-details.html

"In 1954, A Russian scientist grafted the head and upper torso of one dog onto another. The creature lived for six days. It is shown lapping up milk during a presentation before Soviet scientists."

 

[FBI parte due]

I think you can keep on living if you've still got your brainstem and someone feeds you, since IIRC that's how they kept that AMAZING HEADLESS CHICKEN alive for so long.

 

[headvoid]

I am paid to feed Walt Disneys frozen head every day. How do you think I get to meet all these amazing cartoon characters eh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do you feed it?

 

[headvoid]

Burgers that have been shoved up Keira Knightleys bumhole.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Your are quite the imagineer.

 

[headvoid]

I feed him celebrity sperm on the sabbath. I have a secret stash of Peter Jacksons sperm for major holidays.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you have any of Elijah Wood's? Want me to spit some out?

 

[headvoid]

Wow!, he's in the "gold premium" category - I can get $500 an ounce for that baby. I'll trade you 3 litres of Adam Sandlers for it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

...I smell a trap.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That might be Adam Sandler's urine infection coming through.

Damnit, we're drifting off the topic, but at least we managed to have a SERIOUS discussion about decapitation for longer than TBBS. Their thread started with the exact same post and got clanged because someone mentioned the tabboo of those Nazi experiments. I'm glad our serious discussion wasn't marred by any inconvenient historical facts!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jewish mods.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You'd think they'd want to educate people about it instead of pretending it never happened. If we forget our history, we're doomed to repeat it and all that. Do they want to wake up one day and discover they're Goebbels?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you PM the mod then take the discussion to Moderator Actions when he refused to reopen the threaD?

(NO YOU DIDN'T!)