A serious discussion about decapitation

[Fuddlemiff]

Remember how I said I had to use a proxy just to access the thing because I'm IP banned? Well I did.

I'm glad I can't post, though. Just seeing one thread about decapitation and Hitler being poorly handled was enough to make me angry, God only knows what'd happen if I posted in that infernal misc forum(where I imagine some people's threads are deemed more miscellaneous and clangeable than others)..

 

[headvoid]

I'm very sorry I derailed your thread Fuddlemiff. I promise not to mention Celebrity Sperm again - unless it is specifically in relation to the thread topic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It relates to all aspects of life.

 

[headvoid]

(that was the trap I laid for him - all roads eventually lead to celebrity sperm)

 

[CaptainWacky]

What would be the source for the oxygenated blood, fuddlemiff?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I dunno, some sort of "blood oxygenation machine", I suppose.

So who can spunk furthest do you think? Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell or Mr. Happy?

 

[Henoch]

I don't think so.

i agree.

i think it may be possible on tv though.

 

[Cassie]

I bet Mr Happy can shoot the farthest. He's just one giant ball with legs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doesn't he have extra strong arms from all the hugging too?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Samples the Eliijah Wood sperm*

IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!! (it's Ian's)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Merry's?

 

[Ilyanna]

I dunno, some sort of "blood oxygenation machine", I suppose.

We actually have that kind of machine at my workplace. Weird in a coincidental kind of way.

So who can spunk furthest do you think? Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell or Mr. Happy?

Out of pure, undying and completely fangirlish love, I'll have to say Brad Pitt.