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A solemn promise to my MF bretheren and sisteren!!

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I know you have all come to rely on my Awards Red Carpet Fashion critiques to inform, amuse and uplift you all. I also know that I have let you all down in recent months; I've posted nary a thread on the Emmys, Golden Globes, or SAG Awards.

You see, I take this threads most seriously; quite frequently I pore over the post for days before I actually submit it, making sure my metaphors are apt, and that I am not being too harsh to an ingenue or icon. I simply have not had the time to do a proper thread, and I'd rather not make a thread if I feel I'm not giving you, my Brothers and Sisters, the best thread possible.

But I shall make you a promise-NAY, AN OATH! You SHALL see an Oscars fashion thread, and it SHALL be posted within SEVENTY-TWO HOURS of the end of the telecast.

Thank you all for being so patient with your Humble Servant.
 
Many words have been spoken in the upper echelons of TK about your failings.

I for one have always been supportive, only once did I say you were a lazy, good for nothing shitbag.
 
THANK YOU MY BROTHER!

And if you fail to deliver, your penis will end up in a jar on Cassie's shelf.

One of the sturdier shelves, at least.
 
My primary sexuality and indeed character trait is rating female celebrities by their perceived attractiveness.
 
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