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Is this real life?
It's time for... *insert drumroll here* another C.G.L.D.M.B. Survey!!!! Have fun, kids. ;)

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1) On which Star Trek planet would you prefer to drown?


2) Do you think Nemesis should end in a big Broadway number?


3) Do you think Decipher should unfilter *?


4) Riker: With or without the beard?


5) Best councellor, Deanna or Ezri?


6) Should PitAP have received a perma-ban?


7) How many quotes does The Sisko know off by heart?


8) How many screws has Data had?


9) How much does his hard drive extend?


10) why is Sela so sexy?


11) What is Picard's preferred brand of tampons?


12) Moogie's nudity: Knee-slapping funny or knee-slapping erotic?


13) How do you think the crew of the Enterprise-D would react if Data were replaced one night with Gigolo Joe from AI?


14) Who should have been the fourth Ziyal had she lived, Jack Black or Kyle Gass?


15) Borg?


16) Do you think there's even a slight possibility that Mork was really an El-Aurian?


17) With all the numerous breakdowns and mishaps in the holodeck, don't you think it would have been wise for Starfleet to switch to an operating system other than Windows 2365?


18) What emoticon best reflects your disposition?


19) Who is the sexiest perma-banned personality?


20) Which Q was your favorite? Q, Q, or Q?


21) Have you ever tried to assimilate someone? Physically? I mean, stick a pen in their neck or something?


22) If you were to kill a Cardassian and surically remove his neck cords, do you think they would be strong enough to beat someone with?


23) Why aren't Ewoks on Star Trek?


24) Did anyone think that Lucas should have included at least one Picard-clone trooper in AotC to keep the relatively new tradition of cameos between the two franchises (Millennium Falcon in FC, EE in TPM) going?


25) So, canon-speaking, did Han shoot first or not? Oops, all these crossover questions made me forget which board I was on.


26) Would Kirk have been a better character as a female?


27) If David Lynch were to write an episode of Enterprise, what would it be called?


28) Do you think #9 should be scrapped to avoid confusion with #6?


29) Do you think that crossdressing would have enhanced Voyager's viewing experience?


30) Is Worf related to Chewbacca?


31) Will Sela and Data ever be in a romantic relationship?
Is she even alive?


32) Would you lick the paint of Data's ears?
Paint?


33) Have you located a toilet in a Federation building lately?


34) If so, please state the coordinates. Our resident Vulcan needs to have his monthly pee.

35) Have you?


36) Considering the popularity of shirtless Kirk, should Paramount authorized pantless Kirk?


37) Do think there was any anti-monkey discrimination in the casting of Enterprise?


38) Which do you prefer: Squirrels or Romulans?


39) Would Picard have been a better character with hair?


40) Would Picard have been a better character with Chekov's hair?


41) Could Lursa Infer That Only Rom Is Sexy?


42) Do you think there are any hidden messages in this survey?


43) Star Trek: Should it be cutting-edge or safe family entertainment?


44) Wou would you rather have guest star on Enterprise, Marilyn Manson or Fred Durst? You may not provide any other answer, for any person not provided will be hunted down and shot. Do not thus attempt to include a name of a sworn enemy, for William Shatner supports us and will use his Hollywood sway to get this person on Enterprise at all costs.


45) In regards to the previous question: Can you imagine the full force of William Shatner unleashed?


46) Who's cuter: Trip or Abe Vigoda?


47) Have you met your one true love?


48) Do you believe in the legalization of blowtorch lawncare?


49) If so, how firmly?


50) Are you humoring me?


51) Should there be more death sports?


52) Should there be more death sports in Trek?


53) Should there be more death sports in STCCG side games?


54) Bill O'Reilly: On point or pompous?


55) Should there be more death sports on The O'Reilly Factor?


56) Wouldn't it be cool if Miles O'Brien had his own talk show?


57) What about Garak? Wouldn't it be cool if Garak had a talk show?


58) To get back on the PC track, should Series VI feature a captain of the one minority often neglected in Trek, plants?


59) Wouldn't it be cool if that plant was a descendent of Beauregard, the plant from TOS?


60: Are you still trying to complete sets?


61: Do you still spend money on STCCG? Or are you afraid it will die?


62: Will you bury your cards if it does die?


63: What will you do with your trade fodder if the game does die?


64: Do you remember the Filter?


65: Think he's really gone?


66: Do you remember the T?


67: Think he's really gone?


68: Have you had pickles today?


69) #69 has been deleted in memory of Dirty Filter.


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Struck again!
 
Han shot first.
Ryker looks better with a beard.
Kirk would have been better if ANY actor other than "It's my ship" Shatner had played the part.
 
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