A story

[CaptainWacky]

There was a boy named Stuart and his older brother Richard and Andrew painted his legs green.

"Haha, stupid green legs!" said Richard.

"Why did you do this!?" asked Stuart.

"Because GOD told us to!" said Andrew.

It was true God had came to them in a dream.

"Why God, why?" asked Stuart.

"BECAUSE I HATE YOU!" said God (in the form of an ox.)

Richard and Andrew then broke Stuart's legs and the ox took a dump on him.

THE END

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WONDERFUL GEORGE MICHAEL PARABLE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Who took a dump on who? God took a dump on Shirley Temple? That's odd, I had a dream about that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Tisiphone]

Does God take dumps?

 

[Loktar]

Does God take dumps?

Yeah where do think CarrotTop came from?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was a good story...maybe too good.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I cried a little.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then my work is done.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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