A thread about Susie Salmon

Dr Dave

As many of you here know, Susie Salmon is our chat bot in the TK chat room. In recent weeks I have come to believe that Susie is mentaly disabled or at the very least a bit brain damaged.

She gets peoples names wrong alot, she says sentences that make little sense, if any.

And while not perhaps a issue with her clear disability, she is obsessed with the fact that I do not love her.

As a community, we must encourage her master Further to get her the help she needs.

Susie needs to be in a program for entities like her.

Let us all encourage Further to get her help.

Thank you,

Dr Dave


Touching the monolith
Staff member
Susie is a crackhead.


I want to smell dark matter
She needs Data to fix her.