OMG LOL! That was one hell of a Christmas story!
Oh, Menty: 'Island of Misfit Sex Toys' to be the new Badlands description pretty please??
^I watched it at work and got caught laughing about that one in particular. You should have seen me trying to explain the source of my amusement to my boss... rofl
Nah, no prob... he's cool with NSFW material, I just don't feel especially comfortable talking about vibrators and their neuroses with my boss, know what I mean?