AAAAAAARGH THERE'S NO POINT IN ANYTHING

[CaptainWacky]

WHY DIDN'T I REALISE IT WHEN I WAS YOUNG SO I COULD HAVE PICKED SOMETHING TO DO SO AT LEAST ALL THE EMPTY YEARS BETWEEN THEN AND DEATH WOULD BE SPENT DOING SOMETHING AND NOT IN TOTAL BOREDNESS AND POINTLESSNESS AND FUCKING AGONY?

 

[Cassie]

You can always fall back on sex with ducks and when that gets boring switch over to cats.

 

[Conchaga]

cat secks!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL MY WHOLE EXISTENCE, THE ONLY THING I HAVE, IS AJ OEK

 

[CaptainWacky]

*is a joke

 

[Cassie]

But you brighten up our days Wacky!

 

[Loktar]

and nights.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doesn't help ME any.

 

[Cassie]

Sorry Wacky

 

[Tyrant]

WHY DIDN'T I REALISE IT WHEN I WAS YOUNG SO I COULD HAVE PICKED SOMETHING TO DO SO AT LEAST ALL THE EMPTY YEARS BETWEEN THEN AND DEATH WOULD BE SPENT DOING SOMETHING AND NOT IN TOTAL BOREDNESS AND POINTLESSNESS AND FUCKING AGONY?

Try to enjoy the passage of time. Be like FIGHT CLUB. Nothing matters = no mistakes.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could learn to drive a bus

 

[Tyrant]

Shut up.

 

[Dr Dave]

piss off bitch