Aaron Douglas versus Greg Grunberg

[CaptainWacky]

Who'd win in a pie-eating contest?

 

[whisky]

I thin Pieall is fatter than Porkman

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Smoke Monster ate Grunberg so he is digestable.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Aaron Douglas is the motherfuckin shit. Grunny is cool and would admittedly win the pie-eating contest, but proceeding that he'd waffle on about how AMAZING the contest is going to be and how you might've seen pies before, but you've never seen pies as INCREDIBLE and MIND BLOWING as these. Then he'll go off and shag the speedster girl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SPEEDWAY SQUAD, IN COLOUR.

 

[Cassie]

Parkman would win, cause he'd use his Jedi mind tricks to make you think your pies had dead babies in them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or make him think they smell of Cally (wet cabbage.)