Aaron

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I get he's sensitive and all, and I get that the jokes were insensitive and all, but instead of running to the DR and crying like a pussy, why can't he confront people with his feelings and set them straight? Is he that afraid of a nomination?

He's still obviously the most interesting guy in the house, but sometimes I just want to smack him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ARRR, HE'LL BE CRYIN' A WEE BIT MORE THIS WEEK AYE

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, that was bizarre.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's turning into a walking vagina. MAN UP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah he's turned into Mister Mopey. Didn't like him telling Faye that Maisy will be evicted and the public won't like her. Not nice. I wish Faye would go to see if he completely goes crazy and actually tells Jay how he feels.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Faye? Alex? Nope. AARON.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm pretty sure Alex does have a beard though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What was with that bit with Aaron and Harry at the end? I thought Harry was only joking but it'll probably be used as evidence of Aaron "faking it" with Faye.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, I took it as a joke, but if you had suspicions about them then you wouldn't have any trouble taking that as proof.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You'd think that the housemates would get the message by now -- every time they've put Aaron up, he's been the first one safe, meaning he got the most viewer votes to save, meaning the viewers like him, meaning he's not going anywhere.

Why not refocus their targets on other housemates who don't have such proven track records? Maybe they'd be less shocked each Friday...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did someone burp on his wife once?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Add "frosted flake fights" to the "things that offend Aaron" list.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And music that he's unfamiliar with.

He's really pretty boring. No wonder he hadn't heard of watersports.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come he made that joke about Pamela Anderson being sixty on the first night? Isn't that offensive!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's like Penelope Keith with a beard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

PREDICTION: He'll next be offended by shoes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's a dickhead for using the cereal fight as the catalyst, but I think he had a valid larger point when Faye said that he was alienating people who thought they were his friends, and he shot back that these are the same people who nominate him every single week. I'd be a little fed up with that duplicity as well.

But he's still a downer. I wonder if the public will get fed up with him if he and Faye are really done...

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're back together again today, again. Again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Must be the full moon making them randy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOTICE HOW Aaron mentioned Masiy ("Mosey") in the Diary Room tonight? BECAUSE HE WISHES SHE WAS STILL THERE INSTEAD OF FAYE.