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About my accident

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
iT WAS AWESOME.
 
details!!? :bigass:
 
He died.
 
and then i came back
 
Indeed.
 
is it true you broke your wrists?
 
VKD said:
is it true you broke your wrists?

Why? Are you going to offer to jerk him off?
 
Sarek said:
Why? Are you going to offer to jerk him off?

you're just bitter that no one would care if you were in an accident :meh:
 
VKD said:
you're just bitter that no one would care if you were in an accident :meh:

My wife would. The life insurance payout would be HUGE.
 
I'm typing with my stumps as we speak.
 
Blow-up doll doesn't count as a real 'wife' sarek, even if you did get some vicar in Vegas to marry you
 
jack said:
I'm typing with my stumps as we speak.

so who was driving this other car, and why did they hit you?
 
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What did you say?
 
Kefka said:
This message is hidden because Kefka is on your ignore list.

What did you say?
 
Sarek said:
My wife would. The life insurance payout would be HUGE.

She'd finally be able to upgrade to a double-wide.
 
Conchaga said:
She'd finally be able to upgrade to a double-wide.

Yep. We sold our last single for 500,0000. She might be able buy one with 2 bathrooms now,
 
On an Airforce paycheck, this isn't far from the truth.
 
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