Abz from Five

[CaptainWacky]

Well if they were going to get someone from Five I'M GLAD IT WAS ABZ!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like how he's staying with his aunty Wendy.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He has Hitler hair.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does he still look like this?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he has clothes on...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Stupid accent aside, he does actually seem nice enough.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He looks weird bald.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Where did his hair go?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Oh I guess the thought he was bald and then that just manifested!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should manifest a career for himself.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's not enough of a dick to have Arseburgers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Should I support him for being the first openly Aspie housemate in BB history?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So Eugene was in the closet?

 

[The Tomtrek]

More like ABZpergers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well Eugene never said he had it, neither did Jon Tickle or any of the other dozens of Aspie suspects over the years.

Having said that, Abz doesn't really seem Aspie enough for my liking...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

More like Lauren.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lauren's got the same thing as Liza Minelli in Arrested Development (she falls over a lot.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[CaptainWacky]

"Abz has been watching a spider for nine minutes."

He must win.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tonight's was a really good episode. This is my fave BB for ages! I mean... I'm watching it and everything!