According to my snapple caps

[Hambil]

At least I'm not some sort of homage to the extinct race that died in the Ewok holocaust.

 

[Yub]

There was no Ewok holocaust, it was Imperial propaganda.

 

[Hambil]

LIES!

 

[Yub]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXoNE14U_zM"]YouTube - Classic Movie Line #15[/ame]

 

[Dershocka]

I eat lipstick.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Remember Spack? That guy fucked a can of chili!

 

[Dershocka]

Well, chili is pleasant to the touch.

 

[Loktar]

Will you sex his mutilated penis/fake vagina thing?

Gee I hope so....



(NOT!)

 

[Dark Pickle]

Shut up Loktar. We all know you want my pickle!

 

[Loktar]

Shut up Loktar. We all know you want my pickle!

That was before I attained internet godhood, mastered zen, raped some kinkajous, and was just recently elected supermod at Lonaf. Now that my insane quest for power is nearly complete I can't concern myself with "tiny" matters.:evil:

 

[Dark Pickle]

TINY???

FUCK YOU LOKTARD!

*criez*

 

[Loktar]

TINY???

FUCK YOU LOKTARD!

*criez*

Aww....I'm sorry. You know I only kid you because I love you. *hugs*

I've got a crack that needs fillin' so whip out that huge e-penis of yours.

*bends over, drops pants*

 

[Hambil]

Brain waves can be used to run an electric train.

 

[Dark Pickle]

BRAIN TRAIN?

WTF!?!?!