According to Neil....

[SaintLucifer]

So they released you from Daycare for giving all the other kids lice, eh?

It happens.

Oh, add a couple feet to your estimatation of my height.

Thanks for calling.

Well you did pass on that lice after all. Do you not recall the night I had you standing up and sucking my cock? When your head brushed against my scrotum, you must have passed the lice on to me. Thus when the others continued your vocation of sucking my cock, they too were exposed to the lice. Good think I had SAREK deftly lick each single lice right off my pubes. For desert, he sucked me until I came into his mouth. My cum washed those nasty lice right down his throat.

 

[Neil]

So, you fancy yourself a fictional writer? Ever had anything published?

 

[SaintLucifer]

So, you fancy yourself a fictional writer? Ever had anything published?

Not at all. I am a historical biographer. I deal in FACT. That post dealt in fact and it is history. Actually happened. My balls are still sore from the experience. Did you wish to massage my balls in order to soothe the pain?

 

[Monolith]

But I thought Luci was a sackless, dickless wonder??

 

[Neil]

Not at all. I am a historical biographer. I deal in FACT. That post dealt in fact and it is history. Actually happened. My balls are still sore from the experience. Did you wish to massage my balls in order to soothe the pain?

 

[Monolith]

Is that a finger I see in that booosh?

 

[SaintLucifer]

You shoul not have posted your picture above^. It was truly unnecessary for you to show me the size of your cock. I am absolutely not interested. You could always try SAREK's wife. She uses the small gap between her teeth to pleasure his dong and it is about the same size as yours as shown in your picture above.You and SAREK need to get together and discuss what it is like to have such a small pee-pee.

 

[Neil]

Is that a finger I see in that booosh?

Only his OBGYN knows for sure.

 

[Tyrant]

Raffles was DCed for even less.

 

[Neil]

You shoul not have posted your picture above^. It was truly unnecessary for you to show me the size of your cock. I am absolutely not interested. You could always try SAREK's wife. She uses the small gap between her teeth to pleasure his dong and it is about the same size as yours as shown in your picture above.You and SAREK need to get together and discuss what it is like to have such a small pee-pee.

Your 7th grade-level taunts have no effect here, Lucy. You're at TK, son. Do try and show a little respect. Learn some new material. Hire a writer, if necessary. All the best comics do it.

 

[Neil]

Raffles was DCed for even less.

Raffles has a smaller penis than that?

Damn.

 

[Tyrant]

:roll:

 

[Neil]

Did you have a question, Mess? Hop-to, my time is valuable.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Did you have a question, Mess? Hop-to, my time is valuable.

Your time is valuable? You are in a hurry? Why? Is the comic book convention coming to town again and you want to wait outside overnight to be the first to get a crack at the tickets. You do understand there is no 'seating' at a convention yes? It is not like paying for tickets to the 'Barney' concert you went to last week you know?

 

[Monolith]

Whoa, that was weak-even for Luci.

 

[Neil]

Agreed. Go again, Lucy. I'll give you a free shot.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Agreed. Go again, Lucy. I'll give you a free shot.

In a moment. I am attempting to get banned from yet another forum. Surely you can wait. Your daddy will not be home for some time so have patience. Just grab one of those baby carrots and suck on it. Daddy will be glad you used your downtime to practice your pleasuring him.

 

[Neil]

Wow. Sorry, Lucy... Did you farm out your user-id to someone else? You seem even MORE flaccid and ineffectual than before.

I am disappointed.

Good day, sir.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Wow. Sorry, Lucy... Did you farm out your user-id to someone else? You seem even MORE flaccid and ineffectual than before.

I am disappointed.

Good day, sir.

Pfft. I set a record last week. 3 bans in the same night and ALL AT THE SAME TIME because I had them all open. I now have 3 forums open at this very moment. I am close to getting banned from one right now. The other is one of the 3 I was previously banned from. I merely attempt to get banned AGAIN. Damn but I am fucking good. You are but a mere child in comparison to myself. If you wish to become my apprentice, learn to address me as MASTER and not Lucy. Now begone. I am busy.

 

[Neil]

Did you just dismiss ME after I dismissed you?

That's like saying "You can't fire me, because I quit."

I'm sorry your life is so empty, Lucy. Good luck to you.