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SaintLucifer

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Hello! What is this? I must have angered the Administrators of this site as they have sought to control my User CP. This is the lowest form of manipulation there is. No doubt the only way they could lash out in anger at me. What they cannot do with words they seek to do with their powers as administrators of this site. No matter. The changes perpetrated by such impartial Administrators was most humourous. I had a good laugh, especially knowing I affected them to the point they needed to access the site database and change my user information. This is the first site I have ever visited which sought to control a member in such a manner. All others simply ban me. It is quick and painless. The Administrators of those sites which banned me felt no need for such childishness. I have found the weakness of this site and it is that the admins are very easily wounded by mere words. One could only imagine how they seek redress out there in the 'real' world when mocked as they have been by me. Wait, one could never find the answer to this simply because the admins never seek to escape their mommy and daddy's basement. If you wish to stop the bleeding admins simply ban me. You have my permission.
 
I continue to await that ban. Come now Admins. Is it possible I have wounded your feelings that much? Perhaps it is. I cannot promise to continue mocking your very existence therefore you are left with no choice but to ban me. As the great Clint would say 'go ahead, make my day'.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
But if you're banned, who will I fling my crap at?
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Perhaps I could use your hatred of me. I would be most obliged if you could see fit to begin setting up a thread whereupon all individuals may sign a petition demanding that I be banned. Shall I do this for you??? I am clearly certain how the results of such a petition would turn out.
 
Silly, little Saint! I don't HATE you!

You have a very poor self-image. I find exercise and long walks do the trick just nice to set your mind right and true.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Silly, little Saint! I don't HATE you!

You have a very poor self-image. I find exercise and long walks do the trick just nice to set your mind right and true.
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Fear not child. I could care less if you 'hate' me or not. I merely point out I have affected the lives of many in here. I have caused many to take a second look at themselves only to realise they lead rather pathetic lives hence the widespread anger on this site. Due to such, my work here is done. Let the banning begin.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Fear not child. I could care less if you 'hate' me or not. I merely point out I have affected the lives of many in here. I have caused many to take a second look at themselves only to realise they lead rather pathetic lives hence the widespread anger on this site. Due to such, my work here is done. Let the banning begin.
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Who are you again?
 
Hambil said:
Who are you again?
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Why he's ST. LUCIVER, last scion of a stinking ship, jilted lover, deposed GORF champion; impotent, and the overweight and hapless scourge of on-line motes and specks everywhere!
 
^Somebody who prefers to post their drivel in a huge wedge within one post, instead of over around 400 posts, like me.
 
Gagh said:
^Somebody who prefers to post their drivel in a huge wedge within one post, instead of over around 400 posts, like me.
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That makes me the smarter one. You waste time and effort posting 400 times. I simply do it all in one shot. Those who wish to read posts never feel the urge to visit 400 different posts, especially if one as bright as myself teaches them everything they need to know in one massive post. Quick access and all that.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I am your master. That's who I am. Now begin licking your lips. I am just about to whip out my schlong for you.
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For someone who hates homosexuals you sure do like it when guys suck you off!
 
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