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[Harkley]

HERCULES HAD SMALL TESTICLES. HE TOLD ME INA DREEM

 

[Harkley]

HERCULES HAD SEX WITH PEGASUS, AND PEGASUS COMMENTED ON THE SMALL TESTICLES.

 

[Harkley]

PEGASUS SAID " WHAT SMALL TESTICKLESS YOU HAVE HERC!"

 

[Harkley]

THEN HERCULES TORE PEGASUS'S HORN OFF, CALLED HIM A HORNY HORSE, AND STABBED HIM WITH IT.

 

[Harkley]

POOR PEGASUS.

 

[Harkley]

THEN VOLDEMORT CAME ALONG, TO DRINK PEGASUS' BLOOD

 

[Harkley]

OH NO!!! SAID HARRY POTTAR, COMING OUT OF THE BIKE SHED WITH A SPLIFF.

 

[Harkley]

"IF HE DRINKS THAT, HE'LL BE ALIVE. AND NOT ON THE BACK OF THE TEECHER'S HEAD."

 

[Harkley]

THEN HARRY ATE A PIE.

 

[Harkley]

THE PIE WAS TASTY. LIKE LOTS OF PIES ARE.

 

[Harkley]

EXCEPT SALMON AND PEANUT. I DONT THINK THAT WOIULD NMAKE A TASTY PIE. DO YOU?

 

[Harkley]

WELL ANYWAY, I DIGRESS. HARRY CHUCKED THE PIE AT VOLDEMORT. THIS WAS THE SALMON AND EGG ONE. VOLDEMORT TOOK ONE SMELL AND RAN OFF INTO A LAKE.

 

[Gagh]

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

 

[Harkley]

THEN JAWS CAME OUT OF THE WATER WITH TWO FINS, AND BIT HARRY'S HEAD OFF WITH A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE.

 

[Harkley]

THE CHOCOLATE BROWNIE HAD OTHER STUFF, LIKE HALLUCEGENICS I SPELLED THAT WRONGGG HEHAHAHAH MIXED INTO IT.

 

[Harkley]

IM GONNA GO EAT A CHOOLCOLAT BROWNIE.

 

[Gagh]

OMG CHOCKLOLATE BPOROWNIES ARE WELL NICE HARKLY I HOPEW YOU ENJOY IT LOL!

 

[Ishcabittle]

ILOVETHESMELLOFSPAMINTHEMORNING!

 

[Ishcabittle]

ILOVETHESMELLOFSPAMINTHEMORNING!!

 

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ILOVETHESMELLOFSPAMINTHEMORNING!!!