Adventures at Ted's house of chicken sandwiches

Dr Dave

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Episode 1 A surprise for Bob and Bill

"Bob we need to talk." said Bill the manager.

"Yeah Bill, what is it? What's the haps?" Asked Bob.

"I have to let you go Bob, this is the last straw. Look, Bob you had sex with a chicken, during business hours, people saw you, we nearly lost our busnuess licence Bob." Said Bill in an exasperated way.

Bob looked down at his feet and shuffled them about.

"This is worse then the couch incident. I mean how you got one into the store, during busnuess hours, peed on it, set it on fire and nobody said anything is beyond me. You're just lucky the fire men were here saving the life of they Mayor of Funkytown, so they could put out your fire!" said Bill

"You're firing me, yeah well I fucked your wife" Said Bob.

The end
 

Cock

Let's be making sexy business
what happened to the pickle slicer?
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Bob has issues.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
a twist int he tale
 
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