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Aer there any balding people in here

I still have a full head of hair - even with the white in it.
 
But you won't find me smearing shit in my hair to keep it from falling out. I'm not Tom Cruise desperately trying to hang on to youth in an assinine attempt at attracting 18 year-old chicks.
 
If I started losing my hair, I would not cling to scraps, embarrassing myself, and scaring children with a bad comb-over. I'd just go Kojak.
 
I keep it buzzed so I can just blame the growing widow's peak on my own poor barber skills.
 
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