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AGASSI!! AGASSI!! AGASSI!!

How long before Katya gives "Rob" a sympathy blowjob and recognises his penis but OH NOES he cuts her vocal cords before she can tell the police!
 
She already gave him a sponge bath, but she used to be one of "THOSE". After a while, dressing up as a nurse and fiddling with bloke's nuts while doing her "rounds" all blurred together, and she's lost track who's cock's who's.

Gail: OH, YOU CAN TELL THIS ONE'S ROB BECAUSE HE HAS A MOLE ON HIS DINKLE!!

*EXTREME CLOSE UP AS SHEETS ARE PULLED BACK*
 
Well it implied that her secret past was as a prostitute but she could have been a...penis photographer. Or something.

LOL NED ADOPTS OSCAR!?
 
Actually, it turns out she was in porn. And not any old porn. Toade's porn. And not any old Toadie's porn. Toadie's porn that he gives to Zeke for some reason.

Ned isn't actually adopting Oscar, they're just good friends. Oscar is currently teaching Ned how to act.
 
Toadie glues Boyd's dick to a porn video four seconds before he's due to sit an exam and it turns out Katya and Zeke are in it? I understand now!
 
I WANT TO BE A VIDEO CASSETTE
 
video killed the radio star

with a barb
 
A BARBIE?
 
STOP GIVING AID AND COMFORT TO THE ENEMY :(

Nadal just lost a five-setter. I'd like to give him some aid and comfort with my set...
 
YOUR SET OF PENISES?
 
THE OL MEAT AND TWO VEG EH OLD HORSE
 
Old horse made me laught out loud FOR SOME REASON.
 
LOL I TOLD YOU EGGS LOL
 
WHY YOU ARE NOT EMBRACING OF WOMB? EGGS PUT THERE FOR REASON, WE SAY IN RUSSIA
 
I AM FOR TO BE ENJOYING THE FALLOPIAN TUBE RIDE AT SIBERIAN AMUSEMENT PARK. ONLY WE CALL THEM BREAK-FROM-BLEAKNESS PARKS.
 
YOU MUST PARTAKING IN RUSSIA CUSTOM, WE GO TO KREMLIN, WE GET PRESIDENT DRUNK, PRESIDENT GO ROUND KISSING CHILDRENS BELLY, WE GO TO IMPRISONING AND FREE STAY OVERNIGHT IS OURS

IT IS GREAT LAUGH YOU HAVE VERY FUN!!
 
FUCK AGASSI TED BUNDY STYLE
 
LOL ANDY MURRAY IS A MISERABLE CUNT
 
Murray hates English folk, yes?
 
FEDERER VS. RODDICK FINAL TOMORROW. EVERYBODY LOSES LOL
 
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