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Ainsley Harriot is an uncle tom

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
that is all
 
I bet you Jack Straw still asks him to dress in a bowler hat and pin stripe suit before he converses
 
He's misunderstood.
 
what's an uncle tom?
 
subservient to white masters, sometimes it's seen as subversive though.

maybe Ainsley is actually a black panther? fighting for rights from within the system?
 
Maybe he's just being himself.
 
Doesn't mean I have to fight the urge to kill him
 
According to Jamie Oliver, Ainsley has a massive ding dong.
 
Will that help our children eat better at school?

Headline "Ainsleys Ding Dong now served up daily"
 
Fuddlemiff said:
what's an uncle tom?
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Remember how black actors used to behave in laural and hardy films, and other films in the 30s?

All round eyes and yessa yessa?

He tottally plays up to that
 
Fuddlemiff said:
According to Jamie Oliver, Ainsley has a massive ding dong.
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But Jamie is the nekkid chef!
 
Gordon Ramsey hates them all (because it gets him publicity when he slags off Jame or Ainsley or Deliah.)
 
I felt sorry for him on Jonathan Ross last night, all he seemed to be able to say was "you fucker" and "you're a fucker, you are". no wonder he's so angry, being so inarticulate.
 
And Jamie Oliver's interview the week before was about three times as long (of course Zach Braff's interview should be been longer too and Mitchell and Webb were just getting warmed up and Gary Barlow I have no interest in, I SHOULD BOOK THE GUESTS FOR JONATHAN ROSS AND DECIDE HOW LONG THEY SPEAK FOR.)
 
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHAT'S HE LIKE A? I ASK YOU AUDIENCE WHAT'S HE LIKE? SUZIE SALT PERCY PEPPER STOP COOOOOOOOOOOOOKINGGGGGGG! RED TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!! GREEEEEEEEEEEEN PEPPERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S HE LIKE LISTEN TO THAT LOL I TRIED TO BE A PRESENTER IN AMERICA IN MY FUCKING HORRIBLE SHIRTS AND I WAS BACK IN THE UK WITHIN 6 MONTHS LOL WHAT AM I LIKE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHAT AM I LIKE?
 
Fearne Britton used to host Ready STeady Cook. FUN FACT!
 
Unfortunately she ate all the food. Unable to control her any longer, BBC2 bosses tore up her contract and shat on it, leading her to move to ITV's This Morning. Fearing that Judy could be devoured at any moment, Richard set his sights on Channel 4's late afternoon post-Countdown slot, leaving Paul Scolfield to defend the crew buffet alone.
 
Pop-Eyed Scruton from ADRIAN MOLE stole all the Parmesan :(
 
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I don't understand what Anna Paquin on a radiator has to do with this thread.
 
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