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Al Fayed Jackson Statue

It's hilarious and it couldn't have happened to nicer fans! Thing is, it doesn't even look that much like MJ.

I liked how one person said "it brings MJ fans and football fans together". Well yes, it might do, but WHY?
 
So he's saying people who don't like Michael Jackson aren't allowed to support his football team?
 
You also have to sign on entry a document agreeing that Diana, Princess of Our Hearts was murdered as part of a vast government conspiracy, and not because she was being driven by a drunk and didn't wear a seatbelt.
 
We all know woman recently pregnant by the only man they've ever loved never wear seatbelts!
 
I think MJ went to see one game at Craven Cottage about 10 years ago. That's the only link.
 
I know! Imagine you once visited a corner shop to buy a pint of milk and 10 benson & hedges. The next minute, Mr Shivtiel has a statue (or blow up sex doll replica) of you in the back of the shop and says you are "MY BEST FRIEND"

It's MJ that I feel for in all of this.
 
IT'S JERMAINE I FEEL FOR HERE.
 
Still, it's got to be cheaper than the 50m Chelsea paid for their statue.
 
It looks like Shirley Bassey. :eek:

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Did he really have one giant hand?
 
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