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Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Well the Nobel Prizes' credibility is shot.

My friend and I were at lunch the other day and we were discussing southern California's 80 degree Christmases. She went on to blame global warming, I scoffed.Then in her holier than thou way she tried to convince me that global warming is real and a huge global concern. Again, I scoffed. She then stated, "It's of great concern." To which I replied, "Not in our lifetime." She then went on to say that of course we'd never see another ice age, blah, blah, blah. But faced with facts about polar ice caps melting for thousands of years and that they are not melting at an alarming rate based on the few years of data we actually have the liberal brainwashed college bot shut down.

Al Gore is an alarmist moron that needs to pay more attention to his drug addicted son and less attention to imaginary global concerns.
 
I totally agree with you that global warming is imaginary! I mean, you being a well-respected climate scientist of course, must know what you're talking about.
 
I think there's still a good deal of credibility to it.

It's when they nominate George Bush for furthering the mid east peace process that it'll be totally fucked up.
 
jack said:
I totally agree with you that global warming is imaginary! I mean, you being a well-respected climate scientist of course, must know what you're talking about.

Not all well respected climate scientist agree with the imaginary global warming "crisis". Read John Stossel's book "Lies, Myths and Downright Stupidity."
 
Sarek said:
I think there's still a good deal of credibility to it.

It's when they nominate George Bush for furthering the mid east peace process that it'll be totally fucked up.

Christ, could you imagine? :roll:
 
John Stossel is the biggest ostrich in media today (besides that ex-movie critic from Sneak Previews who is a "pro-family" op-ed head now). He's making millions teaching people how to keep their heads in the sand just like him. DON'T BELIEVE THE HIPPIES! ALL IS WELL!
 
Oh of course. Anyone that disagrees with the popular news opinion just has their heads in the sand. Only the liberals are right and true and correct. :roll:

John Stossel is an independent with research and experts to back up his commentaries. Why are experts and research good enough for more liberal views but not the opposing view?
 
Global warming is a steaming pile of bullshit created by a bunch of grantheads; anyone without an agenda who paid attention in science class can see it.

But yeah, the Nobel Peace Prize is now officially a joke.
 
Dumb_Slut said:
She went on to blame global warming, I scoffed.Then in her holier than thou way she tried to convince me that global warming is real and a huge global concern. Again, I scoffed.

Why doesn't this suprise me?

You probably think evolution is a hoax as well.
 
What is the problem? I mean, Al Gore is a fine example of the best of mankind. Wherever he goes he spreads joy, helps the helpless, rescues those in danger, gives alms to the poor, and warns us of the error of our ways. He is a great man. Just the other day I noticed that the world was a better place because of him. Truly, the bright shining beacon that he is should encourage each and every one of us to be just like him.
 
eloisel said:
What is the problem? I mean, Al Gore is a fine example of the best of mankind. Wherever he goes he spreads joy, helps the helpless, rescues those in danger, gives alms to the poor, and warns us of the error of our ways. He is a great man. Just the other day I noticed that the world was a better place because of him. Truly, the bright shining beacon that he is should encourage each and every one of us to be just like him.

You're kidding, right?
 
The Dork Lord said:
Why doesn't this suprise me?

Intelligence is generally a shock to you.

You probably think evolution is a hoax as well.

I am a Christian and I believe in intelligent design. However, there isn't a doubt in my mind that you evolved from a monkey.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Intelligence is generally a shock to you.

Or rather your lack thereof.

I am a Christian and I believe in intelligent design. However, there isn't a doubt in my mind that you evolved from a monkey.

At least you admit I'm evolved. ;)

The only thing wrong with Gore as far as I can see is his taste in women.
 
Laker_Girl said:
You're kidding, right?
Yes, and no.

Al & Pal received the Nobel Peace Prize
"for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change"
because, don't you know, the Kyoto Protocol is one of those really excellent, wonderfully fabulous and marvelously brilliant ideas to keep underdeveloped nations undeveloped by paying them for their pollution credits so they can live a little better in a little less squalor. Meanwhile, Al's electric bill for one month is more than the average family's electric bill for a whole year - but, now that he has been called on it, he is putting solar panels in both of his houses and buying green energy. Still, the Gores need so much more electricity because they require more security than the average family and all that security is high energy use. I think we should follow Al's example - suggest paying undeveloped countries to stay undeveloped - not actually doing it but screaming about how to not do it is so very wrong - so we can continue to pollute as much as we want without guilt because, don't you know, we tried. However, I also agree in putting solar panels on our own houses and buy green energy. I, myself, plan to sell my stocks in TXU and put the money in photoelectric cells producing companies. Please, put solar panels on your houses so I can retire earlier. Thank you very much.
 
I Agree with laker girl.

http://www.worldclimatereport.com/index.php/2005/05/27/antarctic-ice-a-global-warming-snow-job/

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http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/antarctic_020822.html

I friend of mine who works as a logger said we are in for a bad winter because the hornets are building nest high in the trees.

I trust his logic over Al Gores.
 
bad dog said:
I friend of mine who works as a logger said we are in for a bad winter because the hornets are building nest high in the trees.

The farmers around here all say that we're in for a rough winter too. (Something to do with the color of the caterpillars and the corn stalks turning brown in early September.)
 
The Dork Lord said:
Or rather your lack thereof.

A lack of intelligenve should not surprise you at all, you live within your head everyday.

At least you admit I'm evolved. ;)

I didn't say you were evolved fully or otherwise, I just said that you evolved from monkeys. ;)

The only thing wrong with Gore as far as I can see is his taste in women.

Do the world a favor and never vote again.
 
I never understood why, when it comes to global warming, it's always a hard line "it DOES exist. it DOESN'T exist"

Isn't there anyone else like me who's willing to say "the wing nuts on the right are ignoring a potential problem while the doom sayers on the left are over exaggerating the issue"?

I don't believe ANYTHING politicians or scientists on the government payroll say.
 
Sarek said:
Isn't there anyone else like me who's willing to say "the wing nuts on the right are ignoring a potential problem while the doom sayers on the left are over exaggerating the issue"?

That is most likely the case.

Democrats want to take our first and second amendment rights away, while republicans want all the rest!
 
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