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Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize

from Bad Dogs OWN article, cited I presume to build some sort of case against the "hippies."
floating ice shelves are breaking up, glaciers are shrinking, seal species are moving in, grasses, tiny shrubs and mosses are thriving, etc. By most accounts, transitioning from a relatively barren, frozen landscape to a warmer, less frozen one would seem to be a positive development, as this change presents a growing opportunity for increased species richness and diversity. But, in today’s world, dominated by an eagerness to demonstrate how human activities are impacting the innocent “natural” species of the world, all change is bad.

I love this attitude - Hey everyone - Keep on burning fossil fuels and pumping gas - The world is changing for the better! Higher CO2 levels are GOOD! TWO legs BAD!

But dont worry everyone cos God has an intelligent design for this one I'm sure - lol, this thread is priceless.
 
I don't suppose there's any use in pointing out that evolution doesn't say we "evolved from monkeys" either...
 
CaptainWacky said:
I don't suppose there's any use in pointing out that evolution doesn't say we "evolved from monkeys" either...

Nope, she's a christian.

That's the usual cop-out when limited little brains can't understand simple science.
 
headvoid said:
from Bad Dogs OWN article, cited I presume to build some sort of case against the "hippies."


I love this attitude - Hey everyone - Keep on burning fossil fuels and pumping gas - The world is changing for the better! Higher CO2 levels are GOOD! TWO legs BAD!

But dont worry everyone cos God has an intelligent design for this one I'm sure - lol, this thread is priceless.
So, what are you doing to prevent global warming, promote clean air, hinder pollution of our water sources? Have you given up your car or riding in gas powered conveyances? What are you doing about the pesticides and fertilizers you use or is used on the food you eat? Have you unplugged your refrigerator yet? Turned off your air conditioner? You running your pc on pedal power? Or are you just like the rest of the screamers - don't practice what you preach?
 
^Why the hell should we that's what elected officials are for.

Lowering pollution while keeping our comfort level really high.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Well the Nobel Prizes' credibility is shot.

My friend and I were at lunch the other day and we were discussing southern California's 80 degree Christmases. She went on to blame global warming, I scoffed.Then in her holier than thou way she tried to convince me that global warming is real and a huge global concern. Again, I scoffed. She then stated, "It's of great concern." To which I replied, "Not in our lifetime." She then went on to say that of course we'd never see another ice age, blah, blah, blah. But faced with facts about polar ice caps melting for thousands of years and that they are not melting at an alarming rate based on the few years of data we actually have the liberal brainwashed college bot shut down.

Al Gore is an alarmist moron that needs to pay more attention to his drug addicted son and less attention to imaginary global concerns.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. If your are trying to say that Global Warming is happening, but that there is zero evidence that it is man-made, GO LAKERGIRL, you inadvertently correct twit!
 
I care about global warming with the same concern I have for gay marriage. I just don't give a shit one way or the other.
 
Red Whacker said:
Nope, she's a christian.

That's the usual cop-out when limited little brains can't understand simple science.

Red, kill yourself already. You've got nothing to live for. The pathetic waste of space that married you is fucking more successful men behind your back and your kid (who may or may not even be yours, book an appearence on Maury) is just going to grow up like you. A loser that can't pay their bills, why would you want to live to see that? :mrgreen:

And unlike you I managed to complete an education worth a shit as I am able to work and pay my own bills without have to lie and steal so therefore I know about evolution. DL evolved from monkeys, that's all.

:smooch:
 
Tyrant said:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. If your are trying to say that Global Warming is happening, but that there is zero evidence that it is man-made, GO LAKERGIRL, you inadvertently correct twit!

Inadvertent? No. Burns like acid reflux don't it?
 
Laker_Girl said:
Red, I envy you so much, how I wish you could father my children teach me the ways of living without money...blah...blah...blah

And unlike you I managed to complete an education worth a shit as I am able to work and pay my own bills without have to lie and steal so therefore I know about evolution. DL evolved from monkeys, that's all.

:smooch:

LOL!!!

As if daddy's going to fire you. Get a real job far from your folks and then come and tell us all about your accomplishments in life or at the very least have your own kids, instead of stealing them off your brother you lazy cow.
 
Sarek said:
I never understood why, when it comes to global warming, it's always a hard line "it DOES exist. it DOESN'T exist"

Isn't there anyone else like me who's willing to say "the wing nuts on the right are ignoring a potential problem while the doom sayers on the left are over exaggerating the issue"?

I don't believe ANYTHING politicians or scientists on the government payroll say.

QFT.


Global Warming is such a partisan bickering rally point.

Wah wah liberals vs conservatives wah wah.
 
People like to drive fast cars.

People don't like to have to sort their garbage.




This is what global warming means to me.
 
Red Whacker said:

Pretty much sums up your life.

As if daddy's going to fire you.

No my father wouldn't but then I haven't worked for him in nearly 3 months.

Get a real job far from your folks

Like panhandling and lying and stealing? No thanks, I have an education therefore am hirable in the real world.

and then come and tell us all about your accomplishments in life

My accomplishments in life so far, far exceed even your wildest dreams Red. Again, steal a car, park it in a garage, lock the door, leave the car running and do your demon spawn the favor of not having to explain you as their parent. ;)

or at the very least have your own kids, instead of stealing them off your brother you lazy cow.

Unlike you and my brother for that matter, I did not and will not bring children into this world that I am not fully prepared to take care of. As John Cusak's character in the movie "Martian Child" says, "I don't want to bring another child into this world but how can you argue against loving one that's already here?" I am a hero not a villian and you're just jealous that no one will take your kid off your hands so that you can be as useless as humanly possible.
 
But, you know, even if global warming isn't doom coming down upon us right away, and we'll all be mutated into god knows what through the radiation leakage anyway by then, is there some reason why we shouldn't try to clean up the planet and keep it that way? It wasn't that long ago that the fish in the Great Lakes were not edible, people were dieing from cancer caused by water pollutants, babies along the Rio Grande were being born without brains because of water pollutants, and other bodies of water caught on fire. Plus, I find the garbage Wal-Mart shoppers throw in the parking lot pretty disgusting. So far as fossil fuels, regardless of how it would pollute less, it would be better for us to not be dependent on foreign oil when the foreigners are whack-o.
 
I have no problem with cleaning up the enviornment but I can't stand the alarmist rhetoric behind it. My city's water is pH balanced why can't everyone have that? But don't give me all the gloom and doom shit. I LIVED when there were level 3 smog warnings and I'd have to spend recess inside. While smog is still an issue it is nothing like it was in the '80's so things can be done to improve the enviornment without being all Chicken Little about it.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Pretty much sums up your life.

Yes it does, cheers baby!!! Slaps Laker_Girl's chubby ass


No my father wouldn't but then I haven't worked for him in nearly 3 months.

Yay!!! 3 whole months, remember "Big Girls Don't Cry!"



Like panhandling and lying and stealing? No thanks, I have an education therefore am hirable in the real world.

Chill sister it's only been three months. I take a battle ship to work everyday. What real world are you referring to?




My accomplishments in life so far, far exceed even your wildest dreams Red.

Do you take a battleship every day to work?


Again, steal a car, park it in a garage, lock the door, leave the car running and do your demon spawn the favor of not having to explain you as their parent. ;)

Demon spawn <--- Now you're just making me hot.



Unlike you and my brother for that matter, I did not and will not bring children into this world that I am not fully prepared to take care of. As John Cusak's character in the movie "Martian Child" says, "I don't want to bring another child into this world but how can you argue against loving one that's already here?" I am a hero not a villian and you're just jealous that no one will take your kid off your hands so that you can be as useless as humanly possible.


Rather lame excuse to justify infertility. :roll:
 
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