Alex Reid

[whisky]

They were on a break!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did the other papers jump on "Cheryl Cole uses snake venom to wipe away her wrinkles" or is that also an exclusive?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder how she convinces Simon Cowell to let her milk him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:rimshot:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've got a bodily fluid she can wipe all over herself...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read. You fancy Jordan?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO. FUCK.

Did the other papers jump on "Cheryl Cole uses snake venom to wipe away her wrinkles" or is that also an exclusive?

THAT'S WHAT WAS REPLYING TO. NOT JORDAN. AAAH.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BWUAHAHAHAHA


HA!