Alexander Siddig and James Callis

[CaptainWacky]

"NO I DID NOT PLAY THE GAY GUY IN BRIDGET JONES!" said an irate Siddig.

"And I'm not an islamic terrorist!" said a slightly less irate Callis.

But could their resemblence be the key to understanding some great mystery, some secret of the universe that has long been locked up, possibly even the meaning of life and existence itself!?

"Yeah, probably," said Siddig.

"Remember the Alamo!" said Callis.

"Remember Chakotay!" said Siddig.

"He was in Voyager you pillock," said Callis.

"How do you know? I was the one that was in Star Trek!" said Siddig.

"Oh yeah, damn it!" said Callis.

"Tricked you up there, didn't I!" said Siddig, proudly.

"DURKA DURKA DURKA!" said Callis.

"Could the producers of BSG make it anymore obvious that I'm supposed to be Jesus!?" said Siddig.

"Shall we stop this now?" asked Callis.

"Yeah," said Siddig. "I'm going to have a threesome with Tricia Hefler and Lucy Lawless.

"And I'm going to impregnate Nana Visitor, the slut!" said Callis. And they high fived.

The guy from Terminator 3 that looks a bit like them too was unavailable for comment.

 

[Cassie]

In a few more episodes James Callis will look more like Jesus than ever.

 

[CaptainWacky]

When he gets crucified?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He looks more like Jesus but also more like Saddam, complete with beard, suit, enemy capture and hanging.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HANGING!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YA RLARGHOMGIMBEINHUNGIMO

 

[Cassie]

and his crazy crazy eyes

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh, he's hung alright.....

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol siddig had to change his name because no one could say it racists.

 

[Cassie]

Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a disgrace.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

See? Couldn't be simpler!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nana Visitor: That's a mouthful!

Siddig: Yes...MY COCK LOL

 

[Cassie]

Django

 

[CaptainWacky]

banjo kazooie

 

[Cassie]

I love that game

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Even those bloody jingo things?

 

[Cassie]

I can't remember. I still have the game but I haven't had my N64 hooked up for a long time.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Good grief, people will make articles about anything

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinjo

(LOL "The "Minjos" look similar to the friendly Jinjos, but they growl and attack the player if they are approached)

 

[Cassie]

Oh yeah.. ok they were a pain in the butt.