Aliens raped my baby!

Kefka · Sep 3, 2006

Evil aliens, try and stop me.

starguard · Sep 3, 2006

are you sure it wasnt the other way around?

Sarek · Sep 15, 2006

I'm too busy dealing with morons to be concerned with conspiracy theorists.

bad dog · Sep 15, 2006

Sarek said:
I'm too busy dealing with morons to be concerned with conspiracy theorists.

Sarek was taken away by gay, black space aliens and is busy getting his torn butthole sewn back up. he will be back in a week or two.

Grammour Boy · Sep 16, 2006

bad dog said:
Sarek was taken away by gay, black space aliens and is busy getting his torn butthole sewn back up. he will be back in a week or two.

No way!

Enkephalen · Sep 17, 2006

Sarek · Sep 18, 2006

Doubtful.

Rumors of my abduction is a story fabricated by a mindless idiot.

bad dog · Sep 19, 2006

I was just super stoned , drunk blasted

Archibald Nixon · Sep 19, 2006

^^That's how all those kinds of stories get started.